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New Planet Made Entirely Of Custard Found
A team of scientists has discovered a new planet that is composed mainly of custard. The planet, which has been named Pastry-4, is located in a distant galaxy and is believed to be the result of a freak baking accident. Pastry-4 is estimated to be approximately 10,000 miles in diameter and has a surface temperature of 375 degrees Fahrenheit. The discovery of Pastry-4 has left scientists scratching their heads, as they are unsure how such a planet could have formed. Further research is needed to fully understand this bizarre phenomenon.
By Staff Astrobiologist · This morning
Company Sells Invisible Socks
Product has been flying off shelves despite being completely intangible.
A new startup has begun selling invisible socks, with surprisingly strong sales. The company claims that the socks are made from a special material that is undetectable to the human eye. Customers have reported feeling a strange sense of comfort while wearing the socks, despite being unable to see them. The company plans to expand its product line to include invisible shirts and pants in the near future. Sales have been so strong that the company is considering going public.
By Financial Correspondent · Recently
New Art Movement Emphasizes Boring Scenes
Artists are now creating works that depict mundane everyday activities.
A new art movement has emerged, focusing on the depiction of extremely ordinary scenes. Artists are creating works that show people waiting in line, staring at walls, and watching paint dry. The movement, known as 'Underwhelmingism,' has gained a surprisingly large following. Critics have praised the movement for its bold rejection of traditional notions of beauty and excitement. Galleries are now filled with works that are intentionally dull and uninteresting.
By Arts Editor · Last week
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds, which is also the length of time it takes for a typical person to forget where they put their keys.
Mountains win. Sprints dispute altitude. Mountains have more altitude. Mountains correct.
Extreme Ironing Championship Held
Competitors iron clothes in unusual locations.
Sports Reporter · Yesterday
Country Declares War On Potted Plants
Military action taken against stationary flora.
Foreign Correspondent · Day three
New Device Translates Animal Noises
Gadget can understand what pets are trying to say.
Tech Reporter · This afternoon
New Trend Involves Wearing Clothes Backwards
People are now donning garments in reverse.
Fashion Editor · Last month
Mystery Of Haunted Toaster Solved
Investigation reveals toaster was not haunted.
Local Reporter · Recently
New Party Promises Free Pizza For All
Platform includes universal pizza coverage.
Political Analyst · Today
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