The Lore
About Us.
A brief, inaccurate history of this website.
blunders.app was founded with a goal to build the stupidest website ever made. We have achieved this. The mission continues anyway, because we got confused about what comes after achieving a mission.
47
Features built
31
Currently broken
16
Technically work
0
Do what you want
Our Values
Confidently Wrong
We do not hedge. We do not caveat. We say things that are incorrect with the full energy of someone who has done no research whatsoever.
Uselessly Thorough
We have built 47 features. Thirty-one are broken. The remaining sixteen do something, though none of them do the thing you would want.
Deliberately Unhelpful
Every support ticket is reviewed. By nobody. We do not have a support team. We have Gary. Gary has moved on.
Measurably Pointless
We track engagement, retention, and satisfaction. All three are declining. We are very proud of how consistently.
The Team
Gary
Gary built the first version of the Nothing Button. It did nothing. He was proud. He has since moved on to a job that also does nothing, but it pays better. He left his vest.
Reginald
Reginald is a houseplant. He handles all refund requests and budget approvals by dropping a leaf. He is deeply cynical and photosynthesises with great judgment.
Kevin
Kevin is Kevin. Kevin's spreadsheet is still running. Nobody knows how to turn it off. Kevin would help but Kevin is a spreadsheet.
Doug
Doug handles our Confession Booth. He operates at 6% battery and profound disappointment. He is technically an AI, but mostly he just wants you to stop typing.
Leonard
Leonard provided strategic guidance during the development phase. His main contribution was sitting near the keyboard and looking confused. This was very helpful.
Pigeon Nostradamus
Pigeon Nostradamus correctly predicted 0 things. He was very confident about all of them. We miss him. The horoscopes are in his honour.
The Intern
We hired an intern in Q3. We haven't seen them since. Their chair is still warm. Their desk still has a half-eaten granola bar on it. HR says this is normal. HR is Gary.
Privacy Policy
No personal data is stored here. We do not know who you are. We do not want to know who you are. This is privacy by laziness.
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