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The official record of everything that did not happen today. History, corrected.

Wednesday 22 April 2026

Today's prompt

What did NOT happen today?

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The Public Record of Non-Events

A Potato in QueenslandThis did not happen.

Did not win the Tour de France. Did not even own a bicycle. Considered it briefly.

A Confused Mango in DarwinThis did not happen.

Did not become Prime Minister. Was not asked. Was ready.

A Bewildered Biscuit in MelbourneThis did not happen.

Did not reply to that email from 2019. Did not regret it. Did regret it.

A Suspicious Sock in PerthThis did not happen.

Did not learn guitar. Did not sell the guitar. The guitar remains. We do not speak of the guitar.

A Retired Fork in SydneyThis did not happen.

Did not run into my ex. Did not prepare a speech. The speech was ready.

A Soggy Crumpet in HobartThis did not happen.

Did not eat a salad. Did not plan to. Did tell myself I would. Classic.

A Misplaced Notion in AdelaideThis did not happen.

Did not become fluent in French. Said bonjour to the barista. She replied in English.

A Haunted Cushion in BrisbaneThis did not happen.

Did not call my mother. Did not need a reason. The reason was ready too.

A Philosophical Kettle in CanberraThis did not happen.

Did not solve anything. Did not try. Did sit and think about trying. For quite some time.

A Retired Daydream in WollongongThis did not happen.

Did not write my novel. Did open a document. Did name it. Did close it. The name was good though.

All entries are real. None of the events are.